My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
we’ve got these bags full of paper for shredding.
I got ask upstairs to sort them out etc
"don’t worry Grace, we’ll bring them down. They’ll be too heavy for you"
Bitch please, I could squat all dem bags.
Self-Positive Sailor Moon part 2
I love Usagi
Instead of the squatting challenge this winter, I present you with the napping challenge!
Do it with Smolov. Gains incoming.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
When you feel you have lost everything, you still have
- unexpected kindness in strangers
- the rest of the world to travel
- languages to learn
- animals to take care of
- volunteer work to do
- the power of a good night’s rest
- the changing of seasons
- infinite things to learn
- billions of people to meet and possibly love
- billions of people who might love you back
Needed this today
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs